gogmagog | You know, I never noticed this before, but Theme of Laura sounds kind of like a Bond theme. XD

(picture ganked from

jokersama)

...this is totally me right now. D:

I got the most ginormous book from the library the other day. It's a facsimile of the Ellesmere manuscript of the Canterbury Tales (I'm thinking of copying the first page for my calligraphy final project). I admit, after this year I now understand why certain RPG characters use books as weapons. For example, the other day in Special Collections I was copying stuff out of this bigass Italian missal which seriously, if you hit with it at the right angle could easily break someone's neck. :D

And more in the "English geekery" vein:

yoshitsune: I swear to god, one of these days I'm going to write the mystery series I've been threatening to for years: bi shakespeare (hey, he DID write all those love sonnets to a beautiful boy) who is lovers with christopher marlowe, and they write plays by day and solve murders by night.

yoshitsune: (at least until shakespeare has to solve marlowe's own murder.)

yoshitsune: and anne hathaway can be the SCHEMING EVIL WIFE WHO GOT HERSELF PREGNANT to give the scarier slash fangirls a woman to hate XD

yoshitsune: "omg she comes between will and chris' TRUE LUV H8H8H8"

jokersama ......XDDDDDDD

yoshitsune: and then shakespeare also gets the hots for a boy who's playing one of his heroines and writes a crapload of love sonnets to him

yoshitsune: but each mystery could center around a different play!

yoshitsune: it'd be like elizabeth peters - philip henslowe would bemoan the fact that another body crops up every time shakespeare writes a play, but they're so popular he can't just have him stop!

...I smell a mint in the making, peoples.

Let's Positive Linking!
- Baby, you mean the World of Warcraft to me.
- Russian man becomes pornstar at 75.
- 50-year-old mother learns karate to protect 22-year-old son from bullies.
- Let's Sexy English! (Er, not worksafe for dirty words.) This is HILARIOUS, especially the little roleplaying scene at the end. Also, I find it amusing that they beep "omanko" but not "ochinchin." XD
- Katamari San Francisco! No one ever does stuff like this in either KC or IC. D:
- Swiss hunks woo World Cup widows. As if the chocolate, the shopping and the scenery weren't enough. (Dammit, I want to go back to Switzerland now.)
- Toxoplasmosis can cause mental changes in humans. I definitely agree that perhaps we should be investigating this a little more...it's kinda scary, actually, that we know so little about it, especially given how widespread it is.

Edit: I have a PSA for folks with hands-free cellphone headsets who walk around loudly talking on them: HAY GUYS! It doesn't make you look cool, or even like a hip young professional, it just makes you look like a schizophrenic homeless guy talking to the voices in his head. (Especially since, as a college student, you're probably dressing more like the homeless guy than the trendy professional.)