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One thing I don't get: guys who go commando. I mean, I guess I can see it in button-fly pants, but most pants have zippers, and seriously, OW. Zippers have metal teeth! With sharp edges! That can hurt if it rubs up against...certain areas! You wouldn't let your winkie near anything else with sharp-edged teeth, including vagina dentata, so why is this okay?

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Date: 2007-10-17 03:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
I've often wondered about that, but of course it's idle speculation as I don't have the bit in question to worry about. XD

What I also wondered about is those people who don't trim or shave their hair very closely getting *that* jammed in the zipper. D:

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Date: 2007-10-17 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hsdshinji.livejournal.com
For some reason the prom/bathroom scene from Something About Mary comes to mind...

Actually...

Date: 2007-10-17 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
Oh good, you're here too!

I have the feeling you and Yosi both will appreciate that his mention of the phrase "vagina dentata" instantly started playing in my head to the tune of "Hakuna Matata."

...you're welcome. >33333333333

Re: Woah Kimba... er Simba!

Date: 2007-10-17 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hsdshinji.livejournal.com
That is terrible!!! My god... You have now put in the mental image of a Disney-drawn vagina scavenging through the jungle in search of something to shine its tooth!


I NEED TO SCRUB MY BRAIN!!!!

Re: Woah Kimba... er Simba!

Date: 2007-10-17 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
*howls with hysterical laughter*

If I had m4d dr4w1ng ski110rz, I'd totally draw you an icon of that right now. If I had even m4dd3r ski110rz, I'd make it an animated one for added brain damage.

Pity. >3 If anyone happens by who has such ski110rz, I would love them forever if they made that icon. >333333333

Re: Actually...

Date: 2007-10-18 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yoshitsune.livejournal.com
Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase (http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html)

:D

Re: Actually...

Date: 2007-10-18 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantalaimon.livejournal.com
That is srsly the best comic ever. XDDDDDDD

Trust you to find it. And I shouldn't really be surprised...it was too obvious for someone to NOT have come up with it before me! >3333333

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Date: 2007-10-17 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahebert.livejournal.com
Yosi. You're thinking too hard. So I leave you with some immortal words of wisdom from Mystery Science Theater. "If you're wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts (la la la), just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax!'"

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