EPIC BATTLE OF THE CENTURY, MARIO V. SONIC V. SNAKE

[gogmagog]

HAI EBURIBADII



I'm not sure there's anyone on my flist who has the same bizarre confluences of dorkinesses that I do and hence will get why I find this icon so funny - maybe one or two - but hopefully this and this will enlighten. XD

Apropos of nothing, can I just say that I am SO TIRED of people calling me "ma'am"? I've given up on it on the phone, but in person even? Seriously, yesterday I went to get dinner at Sbarro with lordtravis before our German seminar, and the woman working there - despite me having been there before, and despite me NOT HAVING SHAVED IN THREE DAYS (and when I don't shave, it SHOWS) - called me "ma'am" when she gave me my food.

...now maybe it's just me, but I do not think I look like a girl AT ALL. In fact, if I were a girl, I would be a DAMN UGLY ONE. And yet people still persist in thinking I'm a woman. orz

Let's Positive Linking!
- The Postmodern Article Generator. I think my fellow academics on the flist will appreciate this...
- ...as well as documentation on that absurd, parody cultural physics article that actually got published in a serious journal. I'd heard about it before, but this is my first time reading it, and WOW it really is nonsensical (especially reading the author's lucid explanation of its absurdities in the following article). XD
- SONIC IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (sorry, but I remember fantasizing about this with my schoolfriends back in the 16-bit days and thinking about HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE)
- A great fake anti-piracy commercial. I especially like the part about crapping in the policeman's helmet. (God, why am I so scatological lately? Between my last post about the opera-singing feces boss from Conker and this, I'm getting pretty bad...and that's not counting sitting all the way through the German priest/nun scheisse video jokersama showed me last night. For some reason I'm finding poo way funnier than I have since I was, like, 8.)

Also TONIGHT I BUY THE FFT PSP REMAKE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Comments

[courters28.livejournal.com]

I seriously don't think you look anything like a girl at all! Did she even look at you? Maybe she never looked at you, just heard your voice, and it was like the phone situation? Although I seriously don't think you sound like a girl in person...soooo...maybe she likes bearded ladies and was just wishin'? ;)

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

No, she looked at me...briefly, but enough. XD

I don't think my voice is that high in person either!

Maybe you're right about the bearded ladies. Sadly, I am not a freak (or at least not that kind of freak). XD