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[gogmagog]

Welp, I have listening to half a dozen speeches and a billion (okay, or three) office hours to look forward to today. Hopefully I'll get a lot of work done.

Let's Positive Linking!
- Twenty years of Funky Winkerbean, summed up in six panels. CANCER INCEST, WOO!
- How to masturbate an elephant. (Honestly, where does jokersama come up with these links?) You never know, knowing how to perform an elephant prostate massage might come in useful!
- Colin Farrell and Lindsay Lohan as Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia NOES. This movie is determined to make me cry, isn't it? I mean, LiLo can be bitchy at times, but I don't think I can buy her as Lucrezia Borgia; and Colin Farrell as Cesare isn't much better.
- Clay Aiken Does Afghanistan. OBI-WAN GAYNOBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!
- A new perfume that may be of interest to y'all. (From naruto_nerd.) I love its tagline: "authentically natural vaginal flavor." Where do people come up with these ideas?

Comments

[eslington.livejournal.com]

That must have been one awkward shiner.

"Yow! Trouble with the missus?"
"No, it's... Yes. I got in a fight with my wife."
"Ah." *Sage nod*

[zerochan.livejournal.com]

They left the landmines out of the Funky Winkerbean bit :(

[dincrest.livejournal.com]

Why would I want perfume that smells like a vagina? I don't want to smell like another woman, then my girlfriend would think I was cheating on her.

[dj-jonny-flash.livejournal.com]

Funky is one of those comics that always seemed to be doing a "very special tuesday strip." A quick wikipedia look tells me that I may have missed out the glory years of the strip, when everyone was perpetually in high school and it featured such gags as Funky building a sentient computer. Too bad for me that it was rebooted into modern form in 1992. I have vague memories of it being funnier, but mostly I just was bored by it and never got what the hell was going on with the band director.