"I'll have a White Russian - hold the vodka, hold the Kahlua." "Cream, straight up."

[gogmagog]

Well, this evening I took a break from papers to have lordtravis and teachingmusic over to have some cake and bread (they brought the fixings for pizza too) and to watch Catwoman.

Now, you may have heard the film is atrociously bad. This is not wrong. However, it's so bad it goes around the corner to being good again. Seriously, how can you not enjoy Halle Berry as a beautiful doormat whose clothes are HELLA FUGLY until she becomes an oversexed mystical cat-lady who hates the rain (because she's a CAT, you see!) and runs around with her butt showing through her torn (still fugly) pleather pants and cracking a whip? Or Sharon Stone as an evil villainess whose superpower is incredibly tough skin thanks to the addictive face cream her company produces? It's AWESOME. The CGI is dodgy, the dialogue is horribly trite, the plot is cracked-out, and the attempted "empowering feminist"-ness of the movie is nonexistent. But it doesn't matter, because I haven't seen quality cheese like this in ages. :D

...I don't wanna go back to my papers now. D:

Comments

[ahebert.livejournal.com]

So basically, Catwoman is a good MSTing flick? I still say one day you and I should get together and go to town on a couple bad movies.

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is a PERFECT MSTing flick! We were making snarky comments all the way through.

[teachingmusic.livejournal.com]

Today I walked down the halls of school, swingin' my ass like Catwoman's, and wishing, just wishing I had a whip! And now, since Sprocket has some egyptian in him (pure speculation) I pretend he's one of Bastet's descended servants... Catwoman rocked!