Behold the power of mozzarella

[gogmagog]

Well, after the copious application of Airliner pizza, I'm feeling much better. Oddly enough, my Wrangler jeans are much looser than they were the last time I wore them (which I think was last week). Is it possible for things to un-shrink in the dryer? Because I seriously doubt that i've lost that much weight considering I ate pretty much nothing but cake over the weekend, and then an entire small pizza for supper. XD

And a meme!

Make an alphabetical list of characters that appear in your userpics, and then pair them off, two by two. It's like sending them off on an ark of DISTURBING. Bon voyage!

Angel/Ban Midou: Ha ha ha, I actually think these two would have quite a bit in common. They both alternate between being seriously broody and seriously dorky/goofy, so I think they could both be Byronic retards together. XD
Dominic Deegan/Flonne: Well, only if it's Demon Flonne with the fangs, given Dominic's previous history. Also, Dominic would have to keep the scarf on at all times. XD
Gale/Ginta Suou: DIGITAL DEVIL SAGA + MARMALADE BOY = WACKY CANNIBAL LOVE COMEDY? I DO NOT COMPREHEND. XD Actually, Ginta has shown a marked preference for green-haired folks (greenettes? greenheads?). If Gale could, y'know, keep from eating Ginta (not like that, pervs) I think it'd work.
Gremio/Hanatarou: Ack, they're both such good-natured compliant subordinates...I'm reminded of Mr. Bennet's comment about Bingley and Jane at the end of Pride and Prejudice, all "you'll be very happy together. Of course, you're both so easygoing that no decisions will ever get made and you're both so generous you'll always get swindled, but you'll be happy together!"
Hot Pants/Ichigo Kurosaki: Oh, I'm afraid it wouldn't work out. Ichigo has a distinct lack of flippy white hair or backstabbing (too bad it's not Hot Pants/Gin), and Hot Pants is not nearly emo enough for Ichigo. Though I suppose they could bond over MOTHERS DRAMATICALLY DEAD BEFORE THEIR TIME.
Kiyoko Madoka/Leon D.S. Geeste: Well, Kiyoko has shown an attraction to pubescent boys, but generally only ones she's related to. On the other hand, she has shown an attraction to hot young alien guys...I'd have to say it's a tossup, and comes down to whether she can put up with Leon's snotty attitude. XD
Lilly/Link: Well, Link's pretty used to being Zelda's bitch (exhibit A: the '80s Zelda cartoon, where he basically spends every episode...being Zelda's bitch), so he'd fit into Lilly's entourage just fine. XD
MAKUBEX/Mario: Er, well, I don't think Mario is MAKUBEX's type...he's kinda old and not young and glamorous and retarded enough to fit into the GetBackers world. So I think this one would not work out.
Mizuiro/Momiji Sohma: Well, they both kinda work the "I'm so young and cute-looking" angle, though they milk it in different ways (I don't seem to remember Momiji managing to seduce older women using it, but then I'm not that far into Fruits Basket). But hey, at least Momiji wouldn't have any problem with transforming if he and Mizuiro embraced. (In fact, why don't all the Juunishi just go gay once the three girls have paired up with guys? It would make things a lot easier, plus a lot more fun for the yaoi fans.)
Puppet Angel/Rukia Kuchiki: HAHAHA...well, Rukia has mad love for the cute (Chappy!), so I think she'd totally adore Puppet Angel. Puppet Angel, meanwhile, would be all cranky and wacky, not unlike a certain orange-haired Shinigami. So yeah, it'd work out.
Seifer Almasy/Squall Leonhart (Leon): Dude, Seifer/Squall is SO CANON. I don't think I need to say any more about this pairing, and will instead refer you to the good ladies at Videogame Recaps. XD
Tamama/Tatsuya Madoka: Nope, Tatsuya has no military rank or fixation on Gundam models, so Tamama's not interested. (And Tatsuya's not interested because Tamama isn't related to him. OH BURN.)
Tohru Honda/Yuu Matsuura: To be honest, I totally think Tohru's too good for Yuu, who can be a complete tool sometimes, but I suppose it'd work out. (Though it gets extra-Special when you remember that Yuu's seiyuu also voiced Shigure.)

Let's Positive Linking!
- A recent Heineken commercial that made me laugh. (From pekeana.)
- Take that, Kefka! I really like all of the cosplayers except for the Sabin.
- American Indian activist Vine Deloria dies. Oddly enough, I'd never heard about this guy before last Thursday's theory class.

Comments

[t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com]

My god, did you see the BPAL update?

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Holy crap! Now I find myself thinking, "Y'know, do people really need to get Christmas presents from me next month? And couldn't I just spend it all on BPAL?"

As it is, I'm gonna be placing a bigass order come the 1st. I've heard enough good stuff about Three Witches that I think I'm gonna have to buy a bottle (especially given how much I like spice scents), and the new Revelations scents (in Sin and Salvation) are all calling my name. >D

[t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com]

Man, I blew $153.50 today, on top of the $100 I spent last week on BPAL, and the $125 pending Yule order... *clears throat* I'm the best-smelling bitch at work, yo. :D

Three Witches is *nice* -- on me, it's like those really old-fashioned clove candies that you see at places like Cracker Barrel and the old general stores and stuff. :)

I was dancing with glee that the Muses came back, and that she added 6 more that I might (haha) be able to wear.

(I stink of Djinn and Brimstone and they're both making me ill. Ugh.)