Ride the drama llama

[gogmagog]

It's kinda funny...I'll talk to people about a book I'm reading for fun, and they're like "how do you read for fun when there's umpty-gazillion pages to read for class every week?" I don't tell them, but I actually feel kinda bad because I'm not reading as much fun stuff as I'd like to. XD

And Serenity comes out tomorrow...I'm hoping to go to the first showing, at 12:30. :D :D :D

Expect a spoilery review (or possibly an incoherent post of spoilery rambling) soon afterwards.

...I totally just wasted like three hours on fandom_wank reading about retarded fan drama. My favorites were John Byrne deleting most of his Wikipedia entry, because God forbid anyone should know he's Canadian (he sounds like a massive jackass, which makes me kinda sad 'cause it seems a shame that the guy who drew the Dark Phoenix Saga should turn out to be such an asshat) and the batshit insanity of Usagi Kou and her followers/detractors (LJDRAMA + TMI = TEH WIN). I blame venushairpin.

Let's Positive Linking!
- KATAMARI CAKE = BEST BAKED GOOD EVAR. (From jokersama.)
- Teen Silverhaired Man Squad. Brought to you by Strong Badvent Children. (Also from jokersama.)
- Danish air force kills Rudolph, compensates Santa. (From rathershady.)

Also, old news, but Disgaea 2 has been announced. OMG WOOOOOO



Edit: I've written a smut fanfic and IT'S ENTIRELY surlykitty'S FAULT

Title: MILF: It Does a Body Good
Series: Keroro Gunsou/Sgt. Frog
Rating: Er, maybe a very mature PG-13? (I totally couldn't bring myself to make it NC-17.)

Inspired by surlykitty mentioning that she thought about choosing "Stacy's Mom" to represent Aki Hinata on her Party at Pekopon FST. XD

Natsumi walked in the door, wary as she always was when she came home. (She hadn't forgotten Keroro had taken her by surprise on his first day there, and she was determined not to let that happen again.) As she slipped out of her shoes, she noticed a pair of boy's shoes that were too big to be Fuyuki's.

"Oh, Mutsumi must be here!" she thought. Her heart seemed to leap for joy, and if it had been possible for the air around her to sparkle it would have. "I'll look around for crazy old Kururu and see if he can tell me where Mutsumi is, since they seem to be such good pals."

Knowing where she'd find the strange alien, she made a beeline for the entrance to the Keronians' secret base. Inside, she found Keroro, eyes beady with concentration, working on a Gundam model. When she asked him where Kururu was, he merely grunted and motioned his head towards the door behind him.

Natsumi quietly pushed open the door to Kururu's inner sanctum. She could see him sitting in his chair, watching monitors that each showed a room of the Hinata house. She had just opened her mouth to ask him where Mutsumi was, when she looked at one of the monitors in the top row, and her jaw sagged.

On the screen, Aki Hinata stood ramrod-straight, dressed in a very expensive black leather bikini (the same one she had worn on the trip to Momoka's island) and thigh-high leather boots. She straddled a nearly-naked Mutsumi, who lay on the floor, his arms tied above his head. All he wore was a speedo with "623" across the crotch, and as Natsumi watched in horror her mother reached down and snapped the waistband, causing Mutsumi to gasp half in pleasure, half in pain.

"You've been a bad, bad boy, haven't you, Mutsumi?" Aki cooed.

Mutsumi groaned. "Yes...yes, I have...I need to be...ah!...punished."

Kururu was lost in dreams of all the money he planned to make from this new "adult" video - he had a feeling it would even outsell his "candid" videos of Angol Moa. He had happened to notice Aki and Mutsumi going into her room together and, hoping in his dirty mind for the worst, turned on the recording device. He was elated, though not particularly surprised, at his success. Truly, these Pekoponians were slaves to their lusts. And Aki Hinata was a rather prime Pekoponian specimen, even he had to admit.

He was jolted out of his reverie by the thud of a body hitting the floor. He swivelled around and saw Natsumi lying on the floor, out cold.

Well, THAT'S not good, Kururu thought. She probably shouldn't have seen that. Still, this will give me a chance to test out my new memory-wiping device...

Kururu smiled fiendishly.

Comments

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

...is now the proper time to mention i used to work for Adam Schlessinger's record label? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

cos, you know, me + propriety, well. XDDDDDDDD

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

As long as you don't show him this fanfic. XD

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

only met him once, and very briefly. XDXD we don't go way back or anything. XDXD what's funnier to me is that the head of publicity when i was working there is now the music editor of Teen People, and so i can turn on the E! True Hollywood Story and occasionally see her and go !!!!!!

(i swear that's the only reason i watched as much of the Jessica + Ashlee Simpson Story as i did. i SWEAR. XDDDDD)

*cues hysterical laughter*

ARGH THE BOOKS THE BOOKS OH NOES I NEED TO GO DO HORRIBLE DRUNKEN KARAOKE ARGH ARGH

KU KU KU~

[surlykitty.livejournal.com]

Dude, this is the best thing EVAR. >D

*cannot decide whether to laugh her head off or to soak her brain in Clorox, so does both* XDDDDD

[courters28.livejournal.com]

We are going to the 4:15 I think, so I will have to remember to not check your LJ beforehand!

[gedrean.livejournal.com]

I have to say: I like the prospect of Disgaea 2 *squeal* but I am sickened by Byrne. That whole deal just burned two hours of my time and braincells.

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

That is the problem with fandom_wank - you spend like three hours on there and then you're like "AUGH, WHY DID I JUST SPEND THREE HOURS READING ABOUT STUPID PEOPLE"