An open letter to the "homeless" guy begging for money in the Ped Mall

[gogmagog]

...Dude, if you're gonna sit on the street begging for money, I suggest you not wear new-looking (like, brand new) Abercrombie & Fitch clothes. 'Cause that leads my mind to either of two possible conclusions:

a) You're not really in trouble, but figure you'll pick up some extra money as a lark;
b) You blew your rent money on clothes and now are trying desperately to come up with rent.

Either way, this is not designed to get my sympathy. >_<

You wanna know something else that's sad? I bought a new $10 copycard on Saturday, and I have approximately $3 left on it. They tell you about the books, but no one ever informs prospective grad students that the photocopies will BREAK them. :/

Let's Positive Linking!
- Katamari Jones (from vaulted_eel). Appropriate since We Love Katamari came out today. :D
- Siegler and Co. (also from vaulted_eel). I want pretty much everything on this site, especially the spy gear (the socks with zippered compartments for hiding stuff, the sword umbrella, etc.) and the best CD rack EVAR. Check out their Clearance section - there's some decent deals. (I'm thinking of getting the Lomonosov Forget-Me-Not teapot for my mom for Christmas.)
- I am Thor, Lord of Thunder! XD XD XD
- Who ya gonna call? THE PORN SQUAD. Because God forbid adults should watch porn. (No, literally, these people believe that God forbids adults to watch porn. Morons. This and the one above are from firestorm717.)

Comments

[shisochou.livejournal.com]

You can't use the department's copy machine?

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Nope, not unless you're a GTA. (And I think even they're not technically supposed to do it.)

It does kinda make sense, though, because copying five 20-page articles for a class of 12-15 would go through paper and toner hella fast. XD

[dincrest.livejournal.com]

Uh oh, I guess the Porn Squad will have to shut down my LiveJournal for my latest entry. Fuckers.