EPIC BATTLE OF THE CENTURY, MARIO V. SONIC V. SNAKE

HAI EBURIBADII



I'm not sure there's anyone on my flist who has the same bizarre confluences of dorkinesses that I do and hence will get why I find this icon so funny - maybe one or two - but hopefully this and this will enlighten. XD

Apropos of nothing, can I just say that I am SO TIRED of people calling me "ma'am"? I've given up on it on the phone, but in person even? Seriously, yesterday I went to get dinner at Sbarro with lordtravis before our German seminar, and the woman working there - despite me having been there before, and despite me NOT HAVING SHAVED IN THREE DAYS (and when I don't shave, it SHOWS) - called me "ma'am" when she gave me my food.

...now maybe it's just me, but I do not think I look like a girl AT ALL. In fact, if I were a girl, I would be a DAMN UGLY ONE. And yet people still persist in thinking I'm a woman. orz

Let's Positive Linking!
- The Postmodern Article Generator. I think my fellow academics on the flist will appreciate this...
- ...as well as documentation on that absurd, parody cultural physics article that actually got published in a serious journal. I'd heard about it before, but this is my first time reading it, and WOW it really is nonsensical (especially reading the author's lucid explanation of its absurdities in the following article). XD
- SONIC IN SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T STOP TYPING IN CAPS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (sorry, but I remember fantasizing about this with my schoolfriends back in the 16-bit days and thinking about HOW AWESOME IT WOULD BE)
- A great fake anti-piracy commercial. I especially like the part about crapping in the policeman's helmet. (God, why am I so scatological lately? Between my last post about the opera-singing feces boss from Conker and this, I'm getting pretty bad...and that's not counting sitting all the way through the German priest/nun scheisse video jokersama showed me last night. For some reason I'm finding poo way funnier than I have since I was, like, 8.)

Also TONIGHT I BUY THE FFT PSP REMAKE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lo behold a horsez with a dood sitin on it, his name wuz Satain.

THE LOLCAT BIBLE (from tastystirfry) IS MY NEW MOST AWESOMEST THING EVAR

To give you an idea, the LOLcat version of Genesis 3: 6-10:
& when teh woman saw dat teh tree wuz gud 4 fud with flavr an everything , & dat it wuz cool 2 teh eyez, & dat teh tree wuz 2 b desird 2 make man wise, she nom nom nom its fruit; & she gaev sum 2 Adam, & he eated it.
& teh eyez ov them both were opend, & they knew dat their harbls were showin & stuff cuz Ceiling Cat didnt gaev dem no furz liek teh aminals; & they sewd sum fig-leavez togethr, & made themselvez clofs. Eve even maded firs thong but was vry vry itchy. srsly.
& they heard teh meow ov Ceiling Cat walkin in teh garden in teh kewl ov teh dai: & teh man & his wife hided themselvez fum Ceiling Cat amongst teh treez ov teh garden.
& Ceiling Cat calld unto teh man, & meowed unto him, "excuse me, wtf u at"?
& he said, i heard yo voice in teh garden, & i wuz scurrd, because i wuz nekkid & stuff; & i hided and did not want 4 u to see mah harbls kthx.

...if the real Bible were this hilarious, I might still be Catholic. XD