Pretty face rhymes with shitty place

Your Random Bad Pornfic Simile for the Day:
The love poured forth from the bear-like man like a river between Michael Jackson's pants and an Osh Kosh B'Gosh commercial.

XDDDDDD

In case you're wondering, it comes from this rather psychotically disturbing Suikoden fanfic. (NSFW, obviously.)

In unrelated news, my brother has apparently not got the title to my truck yet. Which means he won't be coming up to Kansas City this weekend with it. Which means, at the earliest, I'll get it next weekend, a day or two before I'm supposed to drive it up to Iowa City.

...well, I may not be moving up there on the 1st after all. x_x

(But y'all KC folks won't mind possibly having me around a week or so longer, right?)

Edit: And happy (late) birthday to vaulted_eel!

Edit 2: Dayum, but jantalaimon always has great links. You can thank her (not me!) for your introduction to the G.I. Joe Erotic Fan Fiction Archive. >D