DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BATNINJA

[gogmagog]

Went and saw Batman Begins with rathershady yesterday. ZOMG SO GOOD, YOU MUST SEE IT ASAP.

And some thoughts:
- George Lucas, I suggest you take some notes on how do a prequel. (A prequel with Liam Neeson as a father figure/mentor, even.)
- When Christian Bale growls, he is FRICKIN' SCARY.
- I kept meaning to watch for Katie Holmes' infamous nipply scenes, but kept getting distracted by the plot and forgetting to check. x_x
- Michael Caine is SO the perfect Alfred. :D
- Morgan Freeman finally got the chance to be in a GOOD movie, as opposed to Ashley Judd women-in-peril schlock.
- For the first ten minutes Cillian Murphy was on screen I totally thought he was part Asian. x_x
- Liam Neeson totally rocked, and I wish he'd get the chance to do ninja-y stuff more often.

Afterwards, Vinnie and I were talking and almost wished it hadn't tied in to the first Batman movie so well, because we want them to remake the other ones only actually GOOD this time. ;_;

Though I was totally surprised - Katie Holmes can actually do a decent acting job if given good material to work with. Though now I'm feeling sorry for her, because she's so cute and spunky and shouldn't get sucked in by Creepy Tom Cruise. (Yeah, yeah, I know, broken record.) This relationship has been moving so fast that I imagine they'll be announcing that she's pregnant any day now (hey, it's possible, especially given his attitudes towards pharmaceuticals, which one presumes includes birth control).

Anyway, if you were lusting for some bizarre crap from an ACTUAL religion (as opposed to bizarre crap from a fake religion) visit Sex in Christ (from eikitty; while I think it's a parody site, it's no less funny for that). Its Biblically-supported findings are certainly interesting: Threesomes are OK as long as it's boy/girl/girl, anal and oral sex don't count as sex as long as they're straight (which means they don't count at all, premaritally-speaking), and Viagra is A-OK by the Bible. XD

Also, a PSA: never squirt a fire extinguisher up a friend's ass (from jantalaimon). Fire extinguisher + ass = bad idea. The sad thing is, I totally know people who would have done this and thought it was funny up until the massive rectal bleeding started.

Your Birthdate: July 28

Your birth on the 28th day of the month (1 energy) adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your Life Path. The number 1 energy suggest more executive ability and leadership qualities than you path may have indicated. A birthday on the 28th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. Unlike much of the other 1 energy, this birthday is one that endow with the ability to start a job and continue on until it is finished. You may prefer to use the broad brush, but you can handle details as well. You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed. You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

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I hate to say it, but the only thing that is even halfway accurate is the "sensitive but repressed" bit. O_o

Comments

[rathershady.livejournal.com]

you forgot about gary oldman as lieutenant gordon!!

[gedrean.livejournal.com]

He was honestly kinda creepy as Gordon. Not to mention that Caine was really creepy because I kept seeing him in Miss Congeniality

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

How could I forget about Gary Oldman? *slaps forehead* I thought he was really good at playing the world-weary but still idealistic cop. (Though honestly I don't think I've ever seen Gary Oldman do a bad job.)

[ryuusama.livejournal.com]

Um, when has the Church ever disapproved of Viagra? I mean, it benefits men, who were made in God's image, and enables women to continue the great tradition of atoning for Eve's sin through their labor pangs.