J-O-S-E-to-tha-phizzle
May. 26th, 2005 11:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gogmagogWow, I really like PostSecret. I seem to be hearing about it from everyone lately. It's really interesting, though - funny and heartbreaking, mundane and shocking (OMG THE BABYSITTER WHO POKED HOLES IN THE CONDOMS, WTF), scary and sweet all at the same time.
In other recommendations, the new Light Hawaiian Punch (basically, diet HP) is the NEW BEST THING EVAR. :D
And now for something completely different. In my endless search for brain-breaky pr0nfic, I've come across many a gem: the Persona 2 yuri fic featuring the HAND-CRUSHING HOO-HAH OF DEATH; the Wild Arms lemon featuring wind rat Hanpan lending Jack and Cecilia atongue hand; the Harry Potter necrophilia fics; the Chrono Cross catcest featuring Lynx/Serge. All endlessly disturbing in their own way.
But I have finally found the ultimate brain-breaky pr0nfic (at least for MY brain): Jar-Jar Binks/Xander Harris crossover pr0n (not worksafe, duh).
*brain dissolves into mush*
After spending entirely too much time reading the always hilarious Master Apprentice (again, NSFW), here's hoping I don't dissolve into inappropriate laughter during Episode III. I'm sorry, it's just all the lightsaber puns...! XD
And a meme from practically every damn person on my flist:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Joseph
2. Joe
3. Yosi
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Yoshitsune
2. Megaten Yoshi
3. Furnben
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My coloring
2. My skin
3. My mouth
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I could stand to lose a few pounds
2. Stubble grows in way too fast; I have a five o'clock shadow at, like, 11 a.m.
3. Way too much body hair (I know, TMI)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Mexican
2. Cherokee
3. Pretty much every white European strain there is except for the Scandinavians
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Moths
2. Dying unremembered
3. Serial killers
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Checking LJ (natch)
2. Reading SOMETHING
3. Listening to the radio
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. "Port Aransas" T-shirt from my recent vacation
3. Tennis shoes
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Blue
2. Motoi Sakuraba
3. Yasunori Mitsuda
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (of the moment):
1. "Waiting for a Star to Fall," Boy Meets Girl (it's all![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
jantalaimon's and surlykitty's fault)
2. "No Song Unheard," The Hellacopters
3. "Lonely No More," Rob Thomas
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Partnership and equality. Power or personality imbalance in a relationship is NOT GOOD, from everything I've seen.
2. That kind of understanding on a deep unconscious level you sometimes see in couples.
3. Shared geeky hobbies. XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Video games
2. Baking
3. Reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. To eat a popsicle
2. For my air conditioner to work harder.
3. To hop on a plane and go to England
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. English professor
2. Writer
3.Patissier Baker
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. ENGLAND ZOMG
2. Japan
3. the beach
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU DON'T LIKE:
1. Madison (it's so stereotypically suburban!)
2. Hannah (it always sounds so dowdy)
3. Mitch (his parents obviously want him to grow up to be a lawyer or a romance novel hero)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See as much of the world as I can
2. Fall in love and have that love returned
3. Raise one or more kids
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Emotionally clueless and bad at picking up on hints
2. I exhibit "learned helplessness" when it comes to cleaning and such
3. I dress like a slob
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I'm nosy and a gossip
2. I like cute things
3. I knit, cook and do every kind of crafty stuff
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Shawn Reaves
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Um...
1.rathershady
2.courters28
3.ahebert
Edit: Burt Reynolds bitchslaps reporter at Longest Yard premiere for not knowing enough about the original. His publicist claims it was a "light tap." Funny, light taps don't generally make a "smack" sound like you hear in the video. XD
Edit 2: Oh my God, I love Gizoogle (ganked fromjantalaimon).
Some sample webpages, translated into izzle talk:
- RPGFan
- Go Fug Yourself (the translation of the JLo entry is especially funny)
...and, of course, my LJ Gizooglized, which is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. "jantalizzle." XD
"music|Boy Meets G-to-tha-izzirl - Blingin' fo' a Star ta Fizzle" HEE HEE HEE I want that remix!
In other recommendations, the new Light Hawaiian Punch (basically, diet HP) is the NEW BEST THING EVAR. :D
And now for something completely different. In my endless search for brain-breaky pr0nfic, I've come across many a gem: the Persona 2 yuri fic featuring the HAND-CRUSHING HOO-HAH OF DEATH; the Wild Arms lemon featuring wind rat Hanpan lending Jack and Cecilia a
But I have finally found the ultimate brain-breaky pr0nfic (at least for MY brain): Jar-Jar Binks/Xander Harris crossover pr0n (not worksafe, duh).
*brain dissolves into mush*
After spending entirely too much time reading the always hilarious Master Apprentice (again, NSFW), here's hoping I don't dissolve into inappropriate laughter during Episode III. I'm sorry, it's just all the lightsaber puns...! XD
And a meme from practically every damn person on my flist:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Joseph
2. Joe
3. Yosi
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Yoshitsune
2. Megaten Yoshi
3. Furnben
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My coloring
2. My skin
3. My mouth
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I could stand to lose a few pounds
2. Stubble grows in way too fast; I have a five o'clock shadow at, like, 11 a.m.
3. Way too much body hair (I know, TMI)
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Mexican
2. Cherokee
3. Pretty much every white European strain there is except for the Scandinavians
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Moths
2. Dying unremembered
3. Serial killers
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Checking LJ (natch)
2. Reading SOMETHING
3. Listening to the radio
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Jeans
2. "Port Aransas" T-shirt from my recent vacation
3. Tennis shoes
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Blue
2. Motoi Sakuraba
3. Yasunori Mitsuda
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (of the moment):
1. "Waiting for a Star to Fall," Boy Meets Girl (it's all
jantalaimon's and surlykitty's fault)2. "No Song Unheard," The Hellacopters
3. "Lonely No More," Rob Thomas
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Partnership and equality. Power or personality imbalance in a relationship is NOT GOOD, from everything I've seen.
2. That kind of understanding on a deep unconscious level you sometimes see in couples.
3. Shared geeky hobbies. XD
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Video games
2. Baking
3. Reading
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. To eat a popsicle
2. For my air conditioner to work harder.
3. To hop on a plane and go to England
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. English professor
2. Writer
3.
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. ENGLAND ZOMG
2. Japan
3. the beach
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU DON'T LIKE:
1. Madison (it's so stereotypically suburban!)
2. Hannah (it always sounds so dowdy)
3. Mitch (his parents obviously want him to grow up to be a lawyer or a romance novel hero)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See as much of the world as I can
2. Fall in love and have that love returned
3. Raise one or more kids
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. Emotionally clueless and bad at picking up on hints
2. I exhibit "learned helplessness" when it comes to cleaning and such
3. I dress like a slob
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I'm nosy and a gossip
2. I like cute things
3. I knit, cook and do every kind of crafty stuff
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Brad Pitt
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Shawn Reaves
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Um...
1.
rathershady2.
courters283.
ahebertEdit: Burt Reynolds bitchslaps reporter at Longest Yard premiere for not knowing enough about the original. His publicist claims it was a "light tap." Funny, light taps don't generally make a "smack" sound like you hear in the video. XD
Edit 2: Oh my God, I love Gizoogle (ganked from
jantalaimon).Some sample webpages, translated into izzle talk:
- RPGFan
- Go Fug Yourself (the translation of the JLo entry is especially funny)
...and, of course, my LJ Gizooglized, which is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. "jantalizzle." XD
"music|Boy Meets G-to-tha-izzirl - Blingin' fo' a Star ta Fizzle" HEE HEE HEE I want that remix!
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Date: 2005-05-26 05:15 pm (UTC)...on second thought, ewwww. XDXDXD
i need to go register the username "jantalizzle" now. XD
also, my head has been throbbing nonstop today, despite taking some ibuprofen AND eating something. obviously it was in anticipation of your posting that fic link. O.O;;;;
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Date: 2005-05-26 10:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-26 05:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-26 08:20 pm (UTC)it should be obvious the "fo' titties" is meant to be 4, right? but i began pondering the possibility of it being "faux titties," which could also be applicable.
...and then i just started hearing the Count from Sesame St. singing the song, and it all went to hell from there. >D
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Date: 2005-05-26 09:17 pm (UTC)*note the vampire puppet icon*
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Date: 2005-05-26 09:19 pm (UTC)*is dead by the hand of your icon*