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[gogmagog]

Ohhh, I'm so bored down here in the other office. It's like being in exile. ;_;

I should be working on one of my two papers that are due before Thanksgiving break starts (i.e., by Wednesday), but instead I've been finding bizarre news articles for your amusement. Is it honest concern for my friendslist, or a pathetic excuse for procrastination? You decide.

Let's Positive Linking!
- This is kinda unsettling - any document printed on a color laser printer or color copier can be tracked to its source easily.
- Target offers anal massage. Not really, it's apparently a DVD, but still funny.
- Romanian mayor tells bored housewives to stop pestering him for sex. XD
- 9000-year-old skeleton named Julia Roberts after her perfect teeth. I'm waiting to see her in a romcom with Piltdown Man.

Edit: A meme from gedrean...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.

"The chief missionary was said to order each convert family to put aside a daughter for his personal pleasure."

Of course, the nearest book is Wehrle's Britain, China, and the Antimissionary Riots, 1891-1900. And the sentence is delightfully out of context. >D

Comments

[gedrean.livejournal.com]

I'm shocked. You borred from me? How... ... You had nothing better to do, did you?;)

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't put yourself down like that - I've read your journal and it seems pretty interesting.

[courters28.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. (Or rather I was feeling it last Friday.)

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Yeah, except I was only there for a couple of hours, while you spent ALL DAY down there. That is my personal idea of HELL. You have my condolences.