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Wow, is it sad that I came home and found my day substantially lightened by this fandom_wank post? It's about a furry who's butthurt that no one wants to eat him (and I mean "eat" in the most literal sense).

Sample quotes:

IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN A PREDATORY FUR TURNS PREY AND THEN EVERYBODY'S EATING THEM! WHAT THE FUCK, WORLD? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WANTED TO BE EATEN! FUCK THIS SHIT!

...furry vore has never sounded so much like a 13-year-old Hot Topic clone whose girlfriend has just left him for Johnny down the street.

Kilroy, someone who I myself got into vore, and who I went out of my way to make a stupid birthday post, doesn't even bother typevoring me. Hell I could've offered myself to him with chocolate melted all over my body and aphrodisiacs to boot, and he would have me thrown in the garbage incinerator, like I wasn't even goot enough for the maggots at the city dump.

HAY GUYS HE JUST WANTS TO BE TYPEVORED
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