gogmagog | They tried to make me go to Sealab, I said no no no (Reply)

Argh, I feel like I'm running on so little sleep right now; I was hanging out with my friend Stephanie until late, but I'd forgotten that I have a doctor's appointment this morning at 8 a.m. So I'm basically running on three and a half hours of sleep, on which I need to a) go to my doctor's appointment, b) do my reading for class, and c) survive class.

...I'm goin' to bed early tonight! (And by early I mean like 5 p.m.)

In lieu of actual content, enjoy this traumatic link (possibly not worksafe? definitely not brain-safe), courtesy of

jantalaimon, and the horrified IRC talk that followed:

jokersama: .....boylovers...I hope that means GAY and not NAMBLA

jokersama: oh god, it's CHRISTIAN NAMBLA

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50894.htm

jokersama: I think

jokersama: I think my mind done broke, yosi

yoshitsune: join the club, puu

yoshitsune: ...er, not the boylove club

jokersama: ......

yoshitsune: the brain-broken club

jokersama: oh god, a post from a christian pedophile furry

jokersama: that's like seeing a gay unicorn in a disco

jokersama: TRIPLY WTF

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50881.htm

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50905.htm oh god DDDDDDDDDDDD:

jokersama: DO NOT WANT

yoshitsune: "Things I've gotten positive reputation for :

yoshitsune: - going off on a rant about some 3yo girl I was dating in the middle of a post.

yoshitsune: - raving about the fascist insanity of McCain's proposed sex offender legislation.

yoshitsune: - writing an essay about 'things gradeschoolers have taught me about masturbation in female culture.'

yoshitsune: ...and several more, of course."

yoshitsune: ...DATING A 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL

yoshitsune: WHAT

yoshitsune: "'n y'know? Life offline isn't too different from life online. Openly dating a preschooler? Well... make people smile when they see you together, and you'll only be remembered fondly."

yoshitsune: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE HER DAD

yoshitsune: OH GOD MY BRAIN WILL NEVER BE CLEAN AGAIN

jokersama: I KNOW

jokersama: WTF

jokersama: IT HURTS

yoshitsune: puu, please tell me he's joking!

yoshitsune: a grown man can't date a preschooler, can he? ;_;

jokersama: I'M NOT SURE

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50878.htm

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50763.htm I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH
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jokersama feels icky just looking at this!

jokersama: the toddler is like HEY LOOK SOMEONE WHO WILL PAY ME ATTENTION, ATTENTION IS AWESOME!!!11

esrolie: "we see god in eachother"

esrolie: wtf

esrolie: christian boy love forum

esrolie: w

esrolie: t

esrolie: f
Steve: Well, hey.
Steve: A lot of the NT was written in Greek
Steve: And the Greeks loved their shota
Steve: So hey

jokersama: not their THREE YEAR OLD SHOTA _O_

jokersama: seriously, if you read this

jokersama: they mean SHOTAS LIKE THAT

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50718.htm oog, train wreck~

esrolie: yeah they started at like 7 or 8

esrolie: the greeks :P
Steve: Well, that's not shota, that's kinda more or less cp
Steve: SEAPEA

jokersama: http://www.cblf.org/messages/50636.htm dang, read kristian's response and then the 'ahem' under it

yoshitsune: "I'll take your word for it that you aren't trying to flame us, but you have a lot of misconceptions. There is a HUGE difference between being sexually attracted to and lusting after."

yoshitsune: ...really?

yoshitsune: I thought by definition they were the same thing XD

jokersama: I...I think they're talking about sexual orientation vs um

jokersama: ..WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO DEFEND PEDOPHILES

jokersama: THEY CAN DO THEIR OWN SEMANTIC-DODGING