My MySpace brings all the boys to the page, and they're like, mine's better than yours

The suck: I have a seminar presentation on Tuesday that my professor didn't inform us about until this past Monday. Yay. Also, I have to finish my last American Lit paper for this afternoon. D:

The awesome: From jokersama, the best piece of celeb gossip ever: Mary-"Kate" and Ashley Olsen: photogenic twins or cannibalistic killers? OMG THEY ATE KATE. Also, I laughed until I cried at them feeding the clubfoot to the dog.

Also from Puu, AHAHAHA BEST MYSPACE PROFILE EVAR. Apparently seven of this guy's exes whom he screwed over got together and made this page for him. (Warning for loud but amusing music.)