"I didn't think ninjas had super strength!" "He's a doctor too!"

Haha, one of the scholarly articles I had to read on Comedy of Errors for today was all psychoanalytical criticism, about the other self and personae and the uncanny and the other that is the self, and all I could think of was the scene in Persona 2: Innocent Sin where Maya teaches Heine's "Doppelganger" to Tacchan and Jun (and, in fact, I just thought a lot of IS in general). I blame the fact that I've been listening to the soundtrack lately.

Let's Positive Linking!
- Anime Plot Generator. "Hentai dominatrixes go back in time with treacherous robot pilots because they're drunk!" "Suicidal bishonen drive around with ancient rapists despite the impending apocalypse!" See, a boatload of fun!
- The Adventures of Dr. McNinja. He's a doctor! And a ninja! And surprisingly, more believable than House. (This and above from angrybabble.)
- UPN, WB to combine to form the CW. By your powers combined, I am...Craptain Planet! (Gilmore Girls excepted 'cause it's not crap.)
- Japanese scientists find million-year-old ice. Clearly God's wife is going to be riding his ass 'cause he forgot to defrost the fridge. XD