Why does DDS2 have such better music than its predecessor? The world may never know.

Well, I think I aced my presentation today. (And by "aced it," I mean "didn't start babbling incoherently"; my standards have dropped substantially.) Now to work on my presentation for tomorrow, and then my Hell Week is OVER! :D

...Well, it was more like two weeks, but whatever. XD

Because I'm devoted to better living through psychological trauma, have some Care Bear pr0n fics (courtesy of sergiekins). >D

Let's Positive Linking!
- Anne Rice has gone even more bugfuck, decides to write Jesus books. As enkiae has said, "I mean, she could at least write a story about Christ coming back from the dead and...almost sucking on the blood of the living, but not cause he's too busy angsting and being a prettyboy emokid." XD
- Jay and Silent Bob Do Degrassi. I totally thought this was a spoof when I read it in the college newspaper, but no, it's real. XD
- Hoax caller posing as police officer gets McDonald's managers to strip search, rape employees. (From ryuusama.) Dude, how can PEOPLE BE SO STUPID AUGH THEY SHOULD DIE AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY

Edit: Apparently Janet Jackson has a secret 18-year-old daughter. Le gasp. Also, apparently Wikipedia is not 100% perfectly researched and impeccably written in a scholarly style. DAISHOKKU

Edit 2: Oh no, Rosa Parks died. :(