Non sequitur, but I'm thinking of teaching myself the Irish tin whistle.

Dude, I have officially decided that I just need to convert some celebrities to a random science fiction religion (the Church of Yevon, anyone?) and then sit back and make a killing. I'd be in like L. Ron. :D

As you may have guessed, it's a JUMBO SUPERSIZED FUNSTRAVAGANZA CLAMBAKE AND THETAN ROAST devoted to the wacky goodness that is Tomkat! If you have a low tolerance for celebrity gossip, now would be the time to leave.

Let's Crazy Linking!
- If you're among the small percentage of people who hasn't yet seen the Today show with Tom Cruise being bugfuck insane, and Matt Lauer trying desperately not to yell "YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!", here it is.

- The National Mental Health Association's comeback to Cruise's "ill-advised comments."

- Go Fug Yourself rips on Katie Holmes. It's sad...she used to be so stylish, but since she became a brainwashee she's become a fashion disaster. To be honest, though, I'm just surprised they didn't say anything about Tom Cruise, who is looking more and more like a cross between Mike Myers and John Ritter (and much respect as I have for both men, that's not a compliment).

- Before your career dies, you see the ring. XD

- Much as I abhor linking to FoxNews, here's an interesting article on Katie's mysterious missing days. It's very typical cult - she goes to meet Tom Cruise as a perfectly normal girl, comes back and cuts all her ties to everyone except her immediate family (friends, manager, all go by the wayside), and suddenly has a new handler "best friend" who happens to be Scientologist.

- In case you were wondering about the reason for all the Cruise crazy, there's some interesting rumors on the reason for all this in this LJ comment.

- Free Katie.net. 'Nuff said.

- A Salon.com article about Cruise's newfound proselytizing and how it may be affected by his now being a Operating Thetan Level VIII (which is someone who's spent a shitload of money on bad sci-fi supposedly the level at which you can start affecting the world around you using your willpower).

- And while on the subject of Scientology, here's an interview with L. Ron Hubbard, Jr. (the founder's son) from Penthouse in June 1983. Apparently L. Ron Senior spied for the Russians and fancied himself a black magic practitioner at one time as well. *cough*nutcase*cough*

- ...in fact, just do me a favor and bookmark Defamer's Tom Cruise page. You'll thank yourself later.

...dear God, I'm so glad we've had rain all day. I think the temperature has finally dropped below 80 for the first time in days.

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Spoiler alert! Being drunk is not the same as having feelings. (From eikitty.)

A meme from like half of my friendslist and that's hella fun:

1. Identify the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to Google Image Search and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results. Don't tell me the word.
4. Put this in your own journal so that I can do the same.

Also, in the beginning the earth was without form and void. Then God said let there be Lego, and it was good. (Link ganked from jantalaimon.)