Well I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes; so you can wipe off that gri

Well, the rant meme seems to be making the rounds of the friendslist, and being the total and utter LJ-sheep that I am, here it is on mine.

1. Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it.

2. Watch my journal for your rant.

3. Post this in your own journal, so that you may rant for others.

Anyway, as promised here's 10 more things about me:

( Sadly, nothing incriminating - I've had to leave all the drug deals and self-prostitution out in order to avoid trouble with the authorities )

My mom made the niftiest cake today. Basically, you take a devil's food cake mix and add a can of pumpkin and 1/4 cup of water (leave out the eggs and oil and stuff), mix it all together and bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. It comes out really moist and tender, and pretty healthy and low-fat too. :D

And for rathershady and courters28: I'm bringing in foooood tomorrow! >D

Earwigs

Let's Positive Linking!
- In the "What Can We Learn About Anatomy From Fanfic" department, we get an interesting view on male fallopian tubes.
- "Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it." Honestly, the folks in Mickey D's marketing division are retards.
- Tennis star marries Dale Da Bone, star of such films as "Analgeddon #2" and "I Cream on Genie." O_o
- Oh man, what a maroon. XD

Goddammit, if that new Kelly Clarkson crap song doesn't stop running through my head I may be forced to rip my ears off, or possibly stab my brain with a Q-tip.