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Let's Positive Linking!
- My parents and I have always argued with my brother, trying to get him to quit smoking. He always responds that smoking is healthier than being overweight. Who's laughing now?
- JFK shooting artifacts found during drug raid. Surprisingly, the Lone Gunmen were not involved.
- I have mixed feelings about this story. On the one hand, it's dishonest for the guy to be having sex with the boys and obviously illegal as well as they're underage. On the other hand, I find it hard to believe that the boys didn't know - either they're the MOST FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE ON THE PLANET, or they went along with it until it became clear they could make money. And they blackmailed the guy, which is also illegal. So I think I'll take the neutral route and just point and laugh at all of them.
- The Star Wars Christmas album. Listen and mock.
- Man grows nipple on knee, has it pierced. I'm torn between "Ewww!" and "That's actually kinda cool." O_o

Welp, GRE tomorrow - wish me luck! :/