love me do, love me do
Jul. 27th, 2005 11:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gogmagog...I don't understand. I just spent three hours this morning checking my LJ and getting up to date, and by now there've been three whole more pages' worth of entries. *weeps*
Well, the heat finally broke yesterday. It was a beautiful, gray, drizzly cool day. Today was sunny, but still nice and temperate. Of course, it started getting hot again this afternoon, and I guess within the next day or two the mercury's gonna be jumping again. DAMMIT.
Today my mom heard from her best friend Carolynn (she's the one who gave us a whole bunch of really nice scarves to sell for V-Day). It turns out that today she was diagnosed with colon cancer. It seems to be somewhat advanced, too (though they think not metastasized yet). She's going in for surgery on the 2nd, and is understandably kind of down, so my mom spent an hour on the phone with her cheering her up (my mom, like me, is a great believer in the power of "Let's Positive Thinking!") and we're getting together with her later this week to do something fun to take her mind off it.
In fact, it's a remarkably medical couple of days - I had my last gastroenterologist appointment before Iowa today, and tomorrow my stepdad is going in for a surgical procedure to stretch out his esophagus (the muscle has kind of formed hard rings in it) to keep him from choking every other time he sits down to eat. (That's going to be a fun way to spend my birthday.)
...yes, my birthday (22) is tomorrow. It's kind of funny - I've noticed over the past couple of years, I've gone from being "OMG EVERYBODY MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!1!" to "oh, is my birthday on Thursday? I'd forgotten about it until you reminded me." XD
Now, it's memein' time!
If you've friended multiple journals by the same person, delete all but the "main" one.
Bold the name of everyone you know or have met in "real life."
Italicize the name of everyone you've spoken to on the phone.
Underline the name of everyone you've chatted with online. (LJ doesn't count)
[Bracket] people you've known, online or off, for more than five years.
Turn family members red
Pass it on.
[ahebert] anchan218 angrybabble [brandchan] chefkatsuya courters28 [dincrest] eikitty [enkiae] eslington gedrean gregly jantalaimon jokersama karma_aster [kawaiimikage] [manderina] marxspectre moonsheen nyarly pekeana rathershady red_stuff [remliel] ryuusama [satsu] [sergiekins] [shinkun] [shisochou] surlykitty umechan vaulted_eel
...There were a couple of people who I seem to remember as having been on #KDA during my tenure there but wasn't sure of, so if you're underlined and don't remember chatting with me that's probably it.
Let's Positive Linking!
- Introducing Snow White and the Seven Shaolin Monks, by Disney. XD
- It Came From the 1971 Sears Catalog! Check out these demonically-inspired "fashions." (From![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
vaulted_eel.)
- Who is Your Celebrity Twin? (Also from tehvaulted_eel.) Apparently the guys I look most like are Liam Neeson (um, WTF?), Mark Ruffalo and George Clooney. The women I look most like are Christy Turlington, Adriana Lima or Chi Hsu. So basically, I'm either an unshaven heartthrob or an anorexic supermodel. Funnily enough, I am neither. XD
...Well, OK, I am unshaven at the moment. XD
And if that wasn't enough wonderful linkage for you, visit Make Your Own Instant Slash Story, a kind of Mad Libs slashfic generator. If you're man enough, read my entry: a beautiful story of Digital Devil Saga's Heat, Serph, and their FORBIDDEN LUV.
The darkness was all around as Heat walked through the rainy battlefield down towards his bunk, random thoughts of fellatio crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Sera had told him she often dreamed about Gale involved in bloodplay with a monkey , but each to their own, she didn't know
about his fantasies involving Serph.
One day he would discuss his feelings with Cielo, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Serph masturbating himself with a gun.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the wooden spoon he was carrying with him. Would Serph's Adam's apple feel like that to his chest?
What would Serph think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating banana off Serph's beautiful elbow?
Heat rubbed the wooden spoon against his Adam's apple whispering Serph's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bunk but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Serph's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Serph had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the rainy battlefield was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the banana he was carrying and leisurely scratched his Adam's apple.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Heat calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his banana and ran towards the sound of his snoogie-woogums's voice.
Serph stumbled through the darkness towards Heat. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his snoogie-woogums being attacked by a monkey. Was he about to be raped by Bat dressed as Gale? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his chest.
Heat, Heat, my snoogie-woogums, screamed Serph. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Heat leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the wooden spoon and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare elbow pointing in the air.
Serph! Heat gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Cielo said you were in your bunk engaged in some fellatio with Sera.
No, I was alone in my bunk with nothing but my gun for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your elbow was, and how I would like to stroke my Adam's apple against it, and have you kiss my chest, and now I see your elbow for myself I realise that not even Gale has a elbow to compare with yours.
Oh, snoogie-woogums, Cielo said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Sera.
What! That old monkey, I'd rather get involved in bloodplay with Bat, a wooden spoon and banana than dream of fellatio with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my chest curl.
Oh, Heat!
Oh, Serph, my snoogie-woogums!
Cue soft music, sounds of fellatio and bloodplay, soft focus and fade.........
I should totally be an author. XD
Edit: Also, Hooter Shooters officially amuse me greatly. (Thanks tojantalaimon for the link - some pictures possibly not worksafe.)
Well, the heat finally broke yesterday. It was a beautiful, gray, drizzly cool day. Today was sunny, but still nice and temperate. Of course, it started getting hot again this afternoon, and I guess within the next day or two the mercury's gonna be jumping again. DAMMIT.
Today my mom heard from her best friend Carolynn (she's the one who gave us a whole bunch of really nice scarves to sell for V-Day). It turns out that today she was diagnosed with colon cancer. It seems to be somewhat advanced, too (though they think not metastasized yet). She's going in for surgery on the 2nd, and is understandably kind of down, so my mom spent an hour on the phone with her cheering her up (my mom, like me, is a great believer in the power of "Let's Positive Thinking!") and we're getting together with her later this week to do something fun to take her mind off it.
In fact, it's a remarkably medical couple of days - I had my last gastroenterologist appointment before Iowa today, and tomorrow my stepdad is going in for a surgical procedure to stretch out his esophagus (the muscle has kind of formed hard rings in it) to keep him from choking every other time he sits down to eat. (That's going to be a fun way to spend my birthday.)
...yes, my birthday (22) is tomorrow. It's kind of funny - I've noticed over the past couple of years, I've gone from being "OMG EVERYBODY MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!1!" to "oh, is my birthday on Thursday? I'd forgotten about it until you reminded me." XD
Now, it's memein' time!
If you've friended multiple journals by the same person, delete all but the "main" one.
Bold the name of everyone you know or have met in "real life."
Italicize the name of everyone you've spoken to on the phone.
Underline the name of everyone you've chatted with online. (LJ doesn't count)
[Bracket] people you've known, online or off, for more than five years.
Turn family members red
Pass it on.
[ahebert] anchan218 angrybabble [brandchan] chefkatsuya courters28 [dincrest] eikitty [enkiae] eslington gedrean gregly jantalaimon jokersama karma_aster [kawaiimikage] [manderina] marxspectre moonsheen nyarly pekeana rathershady red_stuff [remliel] ryuusama [satsu] [sergiekins] [shinkun] [shisochou] surlykitty umechan vaulted_eel
...There were a couple of people who I seem to remember as having been on #KDA during my tenure there but wasn't sure of, so if you're underlined and don't remember chatting with me that's probably it.
Let's Positive Linking!
- Introducing Snow White and the Seven Shaolin Monks, by Disney. XD
- It Came From the 1971 Sears Catalog! Check out these demonically-inspired "fashions." (From
vaulted_eel.)- Who is Your Celebrity Twin? (Also from teh
vaulted_eel.) Apparently the guys I look most like are Liam Neeson (um, WTF?), Mark Ruffalo and George Clooney. The women I look most like are Christy Turlington, Adriana Lima or Chi Hsu. So basically, I'm either an unshaven heartthrob or an anorexic supermodel. Funnily enough, I am neither. XD...Well, OK, I am unshaven at the moment. XD
And if that wasn't enough wonderful linkage for you, visit Make Your Own Instant Slash Story, a kind of Mad Libs slashfic generator. If you're man enough, read my entry: a beautiful story of Digital Devil Saga's Heat, Serph, and their FORBIDDEN LUV.
The darkness was all around as Heat walked through the rainy battlefield down towards his bunk, random thoughts of fellatio crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Sera had told him she often dreamed about Gale involved in bloodplay with a monkey , but each to their own, she didn't know
about his fantasies involving Serph.
One day he would discuss his feelings with Cielo, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Serph masturbating himself with a gun.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the wooden spoon he was carrying with him. Would Serph's Adam's apple feel like that to his chest?
What would Serph think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating banana off Serph's beautiful elbow?
Heat rubbed the wooden spoon against his Adam's apple whispering Serph's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bunk but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Serph's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Serph had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. the rainy battlefield was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the banana he was carrying and leisurely scratched his Adam's apple.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Heat calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his banana and ran towards the sound of his snoogie-woogums's voice.
Serph stumbled through the darkness towards Heat. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his snoogie-woogums being attacked by a monkey. Was he about to be raped by Bat dressed as Gale? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his chest.
Heat, Heat, my snoogie-woogums, screamed Serph. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Heat leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the wooden spoon and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare elbow pointing in the air.
Serph! Heat gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Cielo said you were in your bunk engaged in some fellatio with Sera.
No, I was alone in my bunk with nothing but my gun for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your elbow was, and how I would like to stroke my Adam's apple against it, and have you kiss my chest, and now I see your elbow for myself I realise that not even Gale has a elbow to compare with yours.
Oh, snoogie-woogums, Cielo said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Sera.
What! That old monkey, I'd rather get involved in bloodplay with Bat, a wooden spoon and banana than dream of fellatio with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my chest curl.
Oh, Heat!
Oh, Serph, my snoogie-woogums!
Cue soft music, sounds of fellatio and bloodplay, soft focus and fade.........
I should totally be an author. XD
Edit: Also, Hooter Shooters officially amuse me greatly. (Thanks to
jantalaimon for the link - some pictures possibly not worksafe.)
