Random miscellany I want to clear up before I go

[gogmagog]

Wow, today I got absolutely nothing done. (Aside from a mild bit of cleaning.) I did, however, eat a crapload of junk food. I had snacks left over from iowayehudit's party last night, plus some others I'd bought, so I ended up eating a third of a box of Cheez-Its, several handfuls of Doritos and over a pound of Twizzlers this morning. HOLY GOD I'M OUT OF CONTROL. D:

Anyway, I DID manage to watch the new episode of Ouran High School Host Club, as well as giving Gakuen Heaven a try. And had retarded chats with enkiae and bemysty on IRC about them. XD

yoshitsune: ouran: the only fandom with canon twincest. :D
yoshitsune: (or at least the only one I know of.)
bemysty: Yosi, nope. Ayashi no Ceres >E
yoshitsune: oh yeah, but that's fraternal twins of opposite sexes; it totally doesn't count!
yoshitsune: (or something.)
bemysty: On a related note, Fushigi Yuugi
yoshitsune: ela: did amiboshi and suboshi ever get it on? I didn't think so! :O
bemysty: Just not onscreen!
yoshitsune: in canon?
* yoshitsune stopped with fushiyuu somewhere around the whole "omg was I raped or not?" plot
bemysty: They bloody well better did, or I wasted two years of my life reading fanfic!
enkiae: according to wikipedia in some Balinese cultures identical twins of opposite sex were forced to marry each other, since it was believed they had sex in the uterus
enkiae: it's wiki so take it with a grain of salt
enkiae: but...XD
yoshitsune: ...well, I suppose it's possible that they had sex in the uterus!
yoshitsune: though unlikely!
bemysty: That reminds me of the Shinji jr. fic
bemysty: In which Shinji jr impregnated Maya's fetus, whose kid impregnated her again etc.
enkiae: feotus sex, could that be the next BL craze?
yoshitsune: could be! someone clearly needs to start a y!gallery devoted to sex between mpreg fetuses! (feti? feta?)
yoshitsune: er, y!gallery club, I mean.
bemysty: fetuses
bemysty: And, ow my brain
enkiae: The Shinji jr fic...something like that happened to some stray cats that were in my backyard!
enkiae: So this one cat decides to set up her home in our backyard
bemysty: ...fetuses impregnating themselves?
enkiae: during spring this male cat comes and gets it on with her
enkiae: she has babies
enkiae: then the babies has babies
enkiae: then those babies, come spring time, were visited by their grandfather for a little "spring cleaning"
enkiae: >_>
enkiae: I was all "no! No incest in this house!"

Anyway, Gakuen Heaven is a very hokey BL (boys' love) anime, into which they threw everything in but the kitchen sink. I believe I described it best by the following quote:

"I came to attend the exclusive BL Academy, located on an island and populated by handsome longhaired men. Little did I know that I needed to bring an industrial-sized vat of lube, since my ass was going to get worked over more than Ashlee Simpson's nose!"

I'm not actually joking about BL Academy - that is actually what the school's called, wtf. Of course it has all your typical BL dating sim "types" - the geeky glasses-wearing scientist, the hot "king," the brash wild boy, the hacker (who can apparently shoot fireballs?), the long-haired "queen" of the school, the creepy gay twins, all that. They all, of course, immediately see poor Keita and eyegleam, all "LOL MUST RAPE LIKE PYRAMID HEAD ON A BENDER." This is accompanied by every other possible hokey anime chestnut possible. The And I haven't heard such crappy synth music since Marmalade Boy. By far the best part of this show is surprisingly after the end credits, the extra "Ham-Ham Heaven" featuring the main cast as hamsters, which is hilarious. <3

And yet I'm still going to watch more, wtf. D:

yoshitsune: haha, speaking of gay twins, a pair of twins just showed up in gakuen heaven.
yoshitsune: they're both in love with the "king" and working together to get him, so they're jealous that he's going off to welcome keita.
yoshitsune: and are determined to give him "special attention" as a result. XD
...
yoshitsune: AUGH SKANKY COMMERCIAL EYECATCH WITH TWINS MAKING OUT
...
enkiae: .......BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
enkiae: Yosi
enkiae: I just saw the CM you were talking about
enkiae: God XD
yoshitsune: enki: YES
bemysty: CM? Link plz?
yoshitsune: ela: the cm eyecatch for gakuen heaven.
yoshitsune: featuring twincest.
bemysty: ...
enkiae: yosi not just twincest
enkiae: sadako yaoi twincest
bemysty: ........................
bemysty: WHUT
...
bemysty: OH GOD THAT EYECATCH
* bemysty is BLIND NOW THANKS BUTTSEX GAKUEN
enkiae: I always wondered what sort of hilarious bed escapades Sadako would have if she had a twin and was a guy

Then this evening I went over to lordtravis and teachingmusic's to watch Outland, a cheesy '80s sci-fi movie loosely based on High Noon, with Sean Connery and lots of exploding heads due to depressurization. It was not half bad, surprisingly (given Connery's track record with sci-fi *cough*Zardoz*cough*)!

Afterwards Jess was having a craving for cake, so we all piled in and went to DQ to pick up an ice cream cake. Then we came back and ate some while watching Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, which was on TV and was kind of awesomely funny and is worth watching if for nothing else than Neil Patrick Harris (a.k.a. Doogie Howser) snorting coke off an anonymous hoochie's ass while standing up in a moving (stolen) car - while playing himself. XD

After that, though, both Jess and I were craving greasy burgers (damn the prominent White Castle product placement!) and so we dragged Travis off on ANOTHER food run, this time to Steak'n'Shake. (Mmm, burgers.) Then he and I dropped Jess off and Travis brought me home, where I sent him back with my PS2 and some games to borrow (since I'm gonna be gone for three weeks, SOMEONE might as well be enjoying them till I get back!).

Let's Positive Linking!
- Yaoi manga have gotten very cracktastic. This is from Sakurai Shushushu's Vibrator Company, a heartwarming story of the gay love between two vibrator salesmen, currently being posted on yaoi_daily. How can you not love a manga with this kind of crack?
- And another awesome parody trailer, this time for Titanic 2: Jack's Back (sadly, not as a zombie). This amused me far more than it should have, probably because I'm sleepy.
- Best quiz EVER. (From rathershady.) Seriously, it's quite accurate. XD
- On eBay, a very pretty antique bed set that happens to be the one Lee Harvey Oswald was conceived on. Seriously, I'd totally buy it if I had the money, it's very pretty!
- Kit-Kat + Ringu = DELISHUS, apparently. (From enkiae.) Of course, the Skittles video game came long before. XD

...I leave for Kansas City tomorrow (well, today now) afternoon. So I'll be in KC in less than 24 hours.