Mixed feelings, but not very

[gogmagog]

Oh my God, Jerry Falwell died. FINALLY. I feel kind of horrible for being glad someone's dead, but honestly this man? The world is better off without.

But really I'm just sad that it wasn't Fred Phelps.

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[zerochan.livejournal.com]

onoz, he's gonna miss the rapture :(

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

He doesn't need the Rapture, he's up in hetero heaven (NO GAYZ ALOUD!!1!). I imagine it's pretty small, though, and I hear the clothes are TERRIBLE there.

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD.

I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA.

Can you sing at all? Dancing also a plus.

Someone TOTALLY needs to form an uber-excellent pop group with irresistably catchy tunes called GAYZ ALOUD. >3

BEST THING EVER. XD

[(Anonymous)]

Thank God someone else is glad he's gone. If not because he's dead, then because the nasty, HATEFUL things he always said and evil he spread will no longer be a part of the earth I inhabit. AND I already had the Fred Phelps conversation today - I will also rejoice when he is gone from this realm. I'm glad you're with me on this Joseph. Great minds . . .
jill

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Great minds...have similar visions of him in a hell that consists of nothing but gigantic Tinky Winkies brandishing large sex toys with which to violate him? Or is that just me?

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

*spits something out*

Ohhh...read that too fast and came up with "brandishing Tinky Winky sex toys." >3

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

Ah, but did you hear? Fred Phelps is going to be protesting at his funeral too, on grounds that apparently Falwell was "too tolerant."

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried. D:

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

...oh my god, you have to be fucking kidding me. GODDAMN YOU, FRED PHELPS, NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL SAD FOR FALWELL. THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE.

Honestly, while I hadn't done any active wishing that Falwell would die - just wasn't at all sad when he did, and was in fact glad that he was no longer spreading venom - I do actively want Phelps to die. IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH.

[(Anonymous)]

NO JOSEPH! YOU MUST NEVER FEEL SORRY FOR JERRY FALWELL! NEVER! love, jill

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, it was just a passing phase! I'm over it! Totally!

Don't mean to spam you lj, but I thought you'd like this song

[dj-jonny-flash.livejournal.com]

I almost hope I die before Phelps so that I can be there when Jesus casts him to hell.

Re: Don't mean to spam you lj, but I thought you'd like this song

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Haha, I understand that. XD

Me, I picture Jesus and the saints in a picket line in front of the pearly gates, barring him and holding signs saying things like "God hates bigots (well, okay, he doesn't hate them, but he won't hesitate to send them to hell)" and "Get this motherfucking bigot off this motherfucking heavenly plane!" (You KNOW St. Augustine probably swears like Samuel L.)

Then St. Peter looks at his book, says "well, surprise, you're not on the guest list," and then a big hole opens and Fred Phelps drops into a fiery pit of brimstone for an extended period of character-building pain. :D

Wow, that image is a bizarre mix of traditional and decidedly untraditional. XD