Im in ur ass, savin ur life

[gogmagog]

Oh, world of LJ icons, how I wish I could quit you.

In other news, there was an attempted rape like a block from my apartment. I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not; there's lots of drunk undergrads in this area, and while I know that 95% of guys are not like that, I'm sure there're enough of that remaining 5% in the area to be a problem, especially after a lot of booze.

(And seriously, I've had creepy guys try to get ME in their cars in this area, so I can only imagine how it is for women.)

Finally, a romance novel teaches us that anal sex not only saves virginity, but lives.

Comments

[t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com]

*sporfles @ the icon*

Anal sex = saving lives = me, on the floor, cackling in hysterics = me waking up my father = OMG WHOOPS!

(Maybe I should write some parody porn?)

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

You should! There is sadly not enough fic out there teaching us of the lifesaving merits of buttsex. D:

[t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit* Maybe I should write a novel involving life-saving buttsex?