Me, I picture Jesus and the saints in a picket line in front of the pearly gates, barring him and holding signs saying things like "God hates bigots (well, okay, he doesn't hate them, but he won't hesitate to send them to hell)" and "Get this motherfucking bigot off this motherfucking heavenly plane!" (You KNOW St. Augustine probably swears like Samuel L.)
Then St. Peter looks at his book, says "well, surprise, you're not on the guest list," and then a big hole opens and Fred Phelps drops into a fiery pit of brimstone for an extended period of character-building pain. :D
Wow, that image is a bizarre mix of traditional and decidedly untraditional. XD
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Me, I picture Jesus and the saints in a picket line in front of the pearly gates, barring him and holding signs saying things like "God hates bigots (well, okay, he doesn't hate them, but he won't hesitate to send them to hell)" and "Get this motherfucking bigot off this motherfucking heavenly plane!" (You KNOW St. Augustine probably swears like Samuel L.)
Then St. Peter looks at his book, says "well, surprise, you're not on the guest list," and then a big hole opens and Fred Phelps drops into a fiery pit of brimstone for an extended period of character-building pain. :D
Wow, that image is a bizarre mix of traditional and decidedly untraditional. XD