Heard on the radio this afternoon...

[gogmagog]

[Poll #603118]

..."M" being short for "morons," obviously. I don't know about anyone else, but "lovely lady lumps" makes me think less "OMG SEXAY" and more "wow, you should probably get that looked at by a doctor, it could be malignant." And the milk in the Cocoa Puffs bit made me want to cry. AUGH THANK YOU VERY MUCH BREAKFAST CEREAL HAS BEEN RUINED FOR ME FOREVAR

Edit: Errr, I should have specified this in the poll, but apply to you is what I meant. XD

Comments

[dincrest.livejournal.com]

...and forget about the fact that a hump on a human usually indicates a stooped-over old lady with a hump on her back.

The moronicity of pop music never fails to amaze me. I vomit whenever I think that people actually LIKE garbage like this song, that Milkshake song, or that hot in here song by Nelly. It's not intelligent songwriting and your IQ will drop listening to it.

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Well, I mean, there is a certain amusement factor to it. XD

But yeah, as music it fails pretty miserably.

[courters28.livejournal.com]

Okay so the "love drunk off my hump" gives me horrid mental images of someone popping a giant pus filled thing and making someone else drink it. *cries*

[umechan.livejournal.com]

~>_<~ Gee, thanks for that image. That's even worse that what I was imagining.

It took me a while to even figure out that those phrases are supposed to be sexy much less what they are really trying to say. Even now, I'm not completely sure. XD;

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

Either that, or like a camel with some kind of alcohol OF LUUUUV inside its hump. XD

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

WTF indeed. O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

*brain shatters*

it's just so wrong, i don't even know where to begin! :O

[jantalaimon.livejournal.com]

i think you need to see this (http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/4233438.html?thread=56835550#t56835550).

*halos*

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

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