Ugh, God, modern translations. I don't see the appeal of translating something to English as it has never been spoken by anyone, ever. Old translations may have been awful, but at least they weren't obnoxious. Also, for the longest time I was way offended by how often people used the word "fete" in FFXII (so often. infinite times.). Wikipedia tells me that that word is commonly used in some non-American anglophone countries so... well, I'm still offended. Am I worse than Pol Pot? It's possible.