I thought the Ultra Bland was just a general cleanser for really sensitive skin? (Though obviously sensitive enough even to be used around one's eyes.)

Yeah, I also like their Cosmetic Lad moisturizer (smells kinda like Froot Loops!) and their various bath bombs/melts/bars/etc. I think their Lemslip buttercream smells like Lemony Flutter, from what I hear, and Lemslip smells really good, so clearly I need to check that out at some point!

Also maybe the bride and groom met through a Ninja Turtle fan group or something? I will admit that I find geek-themed weddings kind of awesome (the finale to The Vicar of Dibley, with the maid of honor dressed like the Tenth Doctor and the bridesmaids dressed as Daleks, is basically #1 on the list of weddings I'd most like to go to), so I love the TMNT wedding cake even if it's clearly not for everyone. XD