Oh, I should probably also mention that Twilight fandom SCARES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME. Even more so than Harry Potter, which is no mean feat.

Exhibit A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HhxxwEQDCg) (her other videos are even better for straddling that line between "oh, lol" and "uh, I'm going to back away slowly")