Clearly what you need are some SPARKLY VAMPIRE QUOTES:
"His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal...The meadow, so spectacular to me at first, paled next to his magnificence."
This is, of course, why vampires can't go out in the sun...not because they have a tendency to catch fire, but because they'd be SO BEAUTIFULLY SPARKLY IN SPARKLEVISION that they would attract attention from people. XD
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"His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal...The meadow, so spectacular to me at first, paled next to his magnificence."
This is, of course, why vampires can't go out in the sun...not because they have a tendency to catch fire, but because they'd be SO BEAUTIFULLY SPARKLY IN SPARKLEVISION that they would attract attention from people. XD