sometimes our towels in the upstairs bathroom smell like food. but that's cos there's a vent right below where they hang, and the smell of food cooked downatairs in the kitchen is often pumped directly up there as a result.

i have no idea why you'd want to cook Doritos, though. i mean, there's a really good salad a place up the street from us makes that gets topped with Doritos, but there's absolutely NO cooking involved. XD