Oh my God, Jessica Simpson...she always looks to me like she's halfway through the process of turning into a horse. That jaw, and those teeth... XD

(I do rather like Denise Richards, but that may be residual goodwill from her hilarious role as White She-Devil in Undercover Brother. XD)

And I would concur on the thumbtacks...if it's a choice between those two, grievous bodily harm is always preferable.