What is the true meaning of Christmas? Why, Doctor Who Christmas specials, DUH.

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, benevolent Kwanzaa, and whatever positive emotion you like adverbially affecting whatever holiday or lack thereof you celebrate to everybody!

Also, no matter how much the presents you get rock or suck, know that they will be neither as awesome nor as awful as this Burger King cologne, which should probably be called "eau de Whopper." Keep clicking through the "moods" and you'll get a surprise. >D