Pointless celebrity gossip ahoy!
The Tomkat baby is born! Poor Suri is going to grow up to have a lot of mental trauma, I'm afraid, silent birth or no silent birth.
...You know, she needs to grow up and marry Brangelina's future baby. They'll form a kind of...fame conglomerate. And their inevitable child would be pure concentrated fame. (And also possibly pure concentrated batshit insanity as well.)
Ironically (and to much less fanfare), Brooke Shields' daughter Grier was also born today. Clearly, these two girls are going to grow up to be bitter, bitter rivals.
...In lieu of actual content, have an adorable picture of penguins wearing sweaters (from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
naruto_nerd:
...You know, she needs to grow up and marry Brangelina's future baby. They'll form a kind of...fame conglomerate. And their inevitable child would be pure concentrated fame. (And also possibly pure concentrated batshit insanity as well.)
Ironically (and to much less fanfare), Brooke Shields' daughter Grier was also born today. Clearly, these two girls are going to grow up to be bitter, bitter rivals.
...In lieu of actual content, have an adorable picture of penguins wearing sweaters (from
naruto_nerd: